dr. eggman (sonic the hedgehog (series) and etc) created by third-party edit and unknown artist
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  • Bakumaru said:
    It's his response to having his name changed to Eggman.

    "changed"

    Although this is old enough, usually with the words "Fuck you, I'm a genius" on it. Was my messenger icon until a couple days ago actually, weird how stuff works sometimes

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  • I was pissed when I learned they changed his name. How the hell is Eggman better than Dr. Robotnik?

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  • Yes, I know he was originally called that, but what's the benefit of changing it? Lots of things are different the world over anyway.

    I guess I like to think of him as the evil genius type, rather than a comedy character, and the name Eggman is just impossible to take seriously.

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  • In the american comics there were 2 of em. The first was Dr. Robotnick, and was killed by the Ultimate ?Annilalater? However, in a parallel version of Mobius, the Freedom Fighters ?robotizied? themselves while retaining their free will to fight Dr. Robotnick. So he did the same thing and killed them all. He then traveled to the main Mobius, later called Mobius Prime to conquer it. However, he received the name "Robo Robotnick", but later was captured by the Beem, ?derobotizied? and returned to Mobius Prime. He then named himself Dr. Eggman. Don't know who the Beem are or what robotization is? READ MOBIUS ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!! .....Ciao.

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  • bandaid said:
    he's not your buddy, guy

    XKillerBenX said:
    He's not your guy, pal

    flicker128 said:
    Guy's not your he, pal.

    WolfieWolfie1992 said:
    He's not your pal, guy

    damnation said:
    Not he guy's pal, your

    Scotina said:
    Your guy's not pal, he

    fearanger said:
    Guy's pal your not, he

    Gay he pail not, man

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  • Eggman's response to every new Sonic character, each new Super Evil Powerful God(tm) that always betrays him, and most importantly, Shadow the Hedgehog.

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  • Bakumaru said:
    It's his response to having his name changed to Eggman.

    Nalz said:
    I was pissed when I learned they changed his name. How the hell is Eggman better than Dr. Robotnik?

    itsapainfulworld said:
    In the american comics there were 2 of em. The first was Dr. Robotnick, and was killed by the Ultimate ?Annilalater? However, in a parallel version of Mobius, the Freedom Fighters ?robotizied? themselves while retaining their free will to fight Dr. Robotnick. So he did the same thing and killed them all. He then traveled to the main Mobius, later called Mobius Prime to conquer it. However, he received the name "Robo Robotnick", but later was captured by the Beem, ?derobotizied? and returned to Mobius Prime. He then named himself Dr. Eggman. Don't know who the Beem are or what robotization is? READ MOBIUS ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!! .....Ciao.

    TaDaa!!

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  • Spankmonkey said:
    Fuck you Robotnik and, fuck you too Sonic and your gang.

    Fuck you and fuckin PlayStation and fucking Apple corp.

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  • Bakumaru said:
    It's his response to having his name changed to Eggman.

    Nalz said:
    I was pissed when I learned they changed his name. How the hell is Eggman better than Dr. Robotnik?

    his name as always been eggman since sonic 1 (always known as eggman in japan

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  • Nalz said:
    I was pissed when I learned they changed his name. How the hell is Eggman better than Dr. Robotnik?

    His body is egg shaped and he names a shit load of his machines Egg 'something'

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  • cpend7 said:
    He's not your friend, fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate.

    He's not your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate, buckaroo.

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  • I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREATED CHRIS AND COSMO.
    IT'S ONE THING TO TAKE SOMEONE AS PRISIONER AND THREATEN THE, BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HURT SOMEONE, THAT'S GOING TOO FAR.

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  • I know what I have to do. clears throat

    I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

    [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

    You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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