This is funny lmao

He really does make you think 😔

Goddamnit, how did he know that I look like a "?" ? It's like he just predicted my "?" shaped figure. Come on, man, not cool.

This is amazing

this is a very unhealthy relationship he didnt even let me talk

I like how the soldier started off as a joke and then went full circle to have intricate lore

Bass Boosted Soldier chilling in the cuck chair?

this is peak

D: but I love cleaning my oven . _. It keeps the thoughts away

We are gonna need Bass booster soldier to be getting fucked or fucking one of these days with casual dialogue. I will pay for this.

Hey, I use my oven! I just know how to use it without making an absolute mess of it!

nah soldier aside, an actual animation of coffeesoda and arlo would go SO HARD

Yes Mr Bass boosted soiled!

Something something, “he’s right behind me isn’t he?”

At this point, I'm just here for his talks. I could care less about the sex

Bro is yapping he stole all the screentime😭

Good for him for standing up for himself you go my aroace King!

ahem, (sorry in advance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X25jjUuJMc

fly, hushed soldier
i know, you are watching me

all i need is a patreon ad to get me started
fly, low bass soldier
to a home we can invade
closer to our ideal

bass-y voiced
once boosted soul
i watched as you delivered our food
the bossman says I got the wrong address
hmmn- hm hmmnh huhmm

you're doing what you loathe
isn't that enough? isn't that enough?
another, low-pay job
isn't that enough? isn't that enough?
again and again
you broke my door, I paid it off
we always meet like this

the soil gave me warmth

please die, promotion dreams
kill the opportunities in me
wouldn't it be easier to break in?
why are these freaks always fuckin' whenever I arrive?
is my thirst for decent pay 'odd'?

fly, boosted soldier
how did you get in my house?
bring me to the bass that got us hired
fly, boosted soldier
show them who I can be
for the one last time, if you will
that's all

No one prepared me for that ending wtf 😭😭😭

He's right about the oven thing, use an oven once and it's a state you can never clean again. I swear, either that or I suck at cleaning my oven.

omg he is now talking to me oh no

Why I feel like this is something TheRussianBadger would do

I really want to see them fuck

didn't have to call me out this hard lmao

did he just break the 4th wall?

Really love the takes and this soldier. 10\10 made me clean my oven.

Project Moon mentioned, sleeper agent activated

This is Jill Valentine's bedroom from RE3 Remake :D

YI SANG?!?!

By now, he has to have become an SCP himself.

Someone out there is shitting themselves because they’re in the perfect situation he just called out and they think this is personal

He is right, don't buy a gaming chair

Bro it's 12.34 AM, this scared the shit out of me

ah yes, the microplastics are stored in the balls
its also a good place to keep uranium

Yi Sang jumpscare

Came for porn, left with a soar lung. My God this was awesome.

wtf is Yi Sang doing here???

Man

Hi, I came here looking for some cuties with hyper cocks. Am I missing something?

Hey, I'm here to see you be funny and succeed in life Mr. Bass-Boosted. Don't go assuming things on me!

YI SANG!!!”L!!!!”!”!,!!,,!!! MY FAVORITE SOGGY WET CAT OF A SINNER this truly was an 이상적인

helped me more than therapy

locating the ideal

bro knows his audience

seydaschu said:
Hi, I came here looking for some cuties with hyper cocks. Am I missing something?

New to Turbo Renegade are we?

Fuck you, my back problems predate my gaming chair. Mine's actually quite comfortable.

It's my raggedy-ass couch that I'm too poor to replace that's fucking my back up.

Gaming chairs are bad for your back? Is there any truth to that statement?

FLY PERFECT WINGS

Bro just Green Missile'd through my window

He strikes again at least he's honest about it

The Yi Sang jumpscare caught me off-guard lmfao

How’d they get a model of my house

Ideal jumpscare (you said his name)

I use a metal water cup, thank you very much! I also don't have a gaming chair anymore, it broken when i leaned too far back on it so I'm using an office chair now!

"You called?"
- Yi Sang, the instant he hears 'ideal' now according to the new Intervallo