"Cock hungry singles in your quantum state"

I just imagine something like this going 'blablablabla!' all the time when you're not using it. xD

*pulls out carolina reaper hot sauce with malicious intent*

blackbird666 said:
"Cock hungry singles in your quantum state"

First of all, you have no idea how much i cackled over that.

Secondly, may I have your permission to steal those exact words and put them in one of my works someday?

This bears a worrying resemblance to those fucking talking guns

"Has science gone too far?"

jarlium said:
First of all, you have no idea how much i cackled over that.

Secondly, may I have your permission to steal those exact words and put them in one of my works someday?

Sure

binagon said:
*pulls out carolina reaper hot sauce with malicious intent*

“Bad to the bone starts playing.”

Oh no, a sentient FleshLight!

What if you used one of these just to give them nose boops whenever, wherever you want?

cum drool mmm

dedari said:
What if you used one of these just to give them nose boops whenever, wherever you want?

You make them think they're about to get throat-fucked, but then just bap them on the nose with your tip before stuffing it back in your pocket

jarlium said:
First of all, you have no idea how much i cackled over that.

I may do, haha ! Great result tbh.

binagon said:
*pulls out carolina reaper hot sauce with malicious intent*

FIRE IN THE HOLE ! ! !

stoneguardian said:
I just imagine something like this going 'blablablabla!' all the time when you're not using it. xD

At least we know how to shut it up when it gets annoying...LOL

Her mouth is adorable owo

blackbird666 said:
"Cock hungry singles in your quantum state"

now THIS is entanglement!

blackbird666 said:
"Cock hungry singles in your quantum state"

Isn't there like a rule that two systems can't be in the same quantum state?

(Actually I know nothing about quantum mechanics so I may be talking out of my arse.)

kitsune_wizard said:
This bears a worrying resemblance to those fucking talking guns

Oh, Gattlians from High on Life

maxguy567802 said:
“Bad to the bone starts playing.”

It's just the first 6 notes over and over

binagon said:
*pulls out carolina reaper hot sauce with malicious intent*

jokes on you im into that shit

lemonmuffin said:
At least we know how to shut it up when it gets annoying...LOL

*Goes to sex toy store*
"Do you have gagballs? my fleshlight won't shut up "
post #1968171

bananfisk said:
*Goes to sex toy store*
"Do you have gagballs? my fleshlight won't shut up "
post #1968171

Uhhh...Welcome to McDonalds?

beep said:
Uhhh...Welcome to McDonalds?

Wait, your local mcdonalds doesn't sell sex toys?

someone who wants their mouth fucked more? literally the dream

stoneguardian said:
I just imagine something like this going 'blablablabla!' all the time when you're not using it. xD

I would never hear it do that....

velric_olrand said:
You make them think they're about to get throat-fucked, but then just bap them on the nose with your tip before stuffing it back in your pocket

"Do you not know the true meaning of hell?" *Me before barrage-booping him*

blackbird666 said:
"Cock hungry singles in your quantum state"

Thank you for sharing this thought with the world.

binagon said:
*pulls out carolina reaper hot sauce with malicious intent*

If liquid ass tastes how it smells, which I sadly can't confirm, then it might be worse than most other hot sauces.