Man seeks protection from sex crazy wife!

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Without seeing her picture, I really cannot make a comment. If she looks like a female version of Rowan Atkinson, well...
 

PirateKing

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What Stan said. It's understandable if she's 300 lbs and has a face like, well....Atkinson.

You know what always confused me? Married with Children. Mrs. Bundy (Katey Segal) was a vixen yet Al didn't want to hit that. Go figure. :dunno:
 

Supafly

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Nice touch in the article: The Police sign in front of the Olypmic Stadium in Munich... Guess he did an gold-medal job in his marriage ^^
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
If she's good enough to marry and stay with for 18 years there's no excuse for not sticking ya cock in her.
He's lucky; for me foreplay is 3 hours of begging to do all the work while she just lies there.
 

Supafly

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If she's good enough to marry and stay with for 18 years there's no excuse for not sticking ya cock in her.
He's lucky; for me foreplay is 3 hours of begging to do all the work while she just lies there.

Oh, use my trick in cases like that:

Get one of those electric joke hand buzzers, and whenever she gets too boring, slap her with that, A ) she will really start to move and B ) You know, angry sex is like a crazy rollercoaster ride, so saddly up, cowboy and ride that bitch like no tomorrow :thumbsup:
 
... turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex ... wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties ...

This mans problem is most men's desire = a women who wants and desires constant sex. Go figure, where is the problem here???

:dunno::nannerf2:
 
Maybe he is not sexually attracted to her anymore but simply sees her as a life mate.
 
Maybe he is not sexually attracted to her anymore but simply sees her as a life mate.

At which point he should tell her she can fuck whoever she wants. :2 cents:

I was thinking about this from the reverse angle though. What if he doesn't want her because he's getting plenty on the side?
 
At which point he should tell her she can fuck whoever she wants. :2 cents:

I was thinking about this from the reverse angle though. What if he doesn't want her because he's getting plenty on the side?
Is that reason enough to not to fuck your wife when she demands sex ? i mean a normal man can ejaculate five times a day. a mans got to do what a mans got to do.
 
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