dart (pokemon mystery dungeon and etc) created by gau (artist)
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Dart gulped down his drink of choice; a Sky, Grass Gummi mix with just a touch of Lum Berry.

He let out a satisfied sigh as he slammed the now empty glass down on the table, having finished it in record time.

“Arceus Dart, what's the rush?” Kosa asked as he swallowed a much more conservative swig of his own Gold and Grass Gummi shake.

“I should get going..” the Shaymin admitted restlessly as he wiped a bit of juice off his chin.

“Ahh come on..” The Mew argued, “You barely just got here!”

“Yeah.. but you know what happens when it gets dark Kosa..” Dart retorted.

“It's not even late!” Kosa countered, turning his head to glance around at the rather quiet cafe that had yet to hit the early evening rush.

“You know it takes me a while to get home..” the Shaymin huffed in exasperation, evidently use to having this conversation.

The Mew scoffed as he asserted, “I can teleport you home in like an instant..”

“I prefer to fly!” Dart insisted. “Besides, teleporting always makes me feel a bit queasy anyway..”

“Then just stay at the guild tonight!” Kosa pressed him.

Dart sighed wearily, “Kosa....”

“Don't let him tease you Dart, Kosa just wants to..” Allium broke in, coughing as she finished, “Fuck you in your land form..”

The last few words came out in a muffle as she took a tactical swig of her own Gold, Grass Gummi shake.

Kosa stared at her with mock indignation as the Celebi blushed ever so slightly through her glass.

Then he stretched his tiny forepaws. “So what if I do! I haven't seen it in forever, it's so cuute.”

At the word cute, Dart looked as if he had had quite enough of the conversation as he had begun to lift out of his chair in an attempt to leave.

“Alright alright, I'm sorry!” Kosa conceded. “Though it's still true and you shouldn't be ashamed of it!”

Dart still looked ready to leave as he made to reach for his satchel.

“Fine.. fine..” Kosa relented. “At least have one more drink before you go! I was saving this...”

The Mew then pulled out a rather large Wonder Gummi from his own bag under the table.

“I managed to nab this from the guild's supplies before Jaze could get his paws on it!” he declared smugly.

“Kosa, those are supposed to be emergency provisions for missions..” his Celebi mate scolded him.

Pft!“ he scoffed. “This is too good for basic mission supplies! I'm not sure who donated it but they probably didn't know what they'd found..”

Before either of them could argue further, Kosa lifted from his seat and floated over to the bar before returning shortly after with a tray of three Wonder Gummi shakes.

Dart eyed the shakes and sighed once more as he settled back into his own seat. “Alright, one more drink won't hurt...”

In unison, Shaymin, Mew and Celebi took their respective glasses and drank heartily.

Each of their faces quickly contorted into ones of blissful satisfaction as the delightful nectar that was the Wonder Gummi juice blessed their palettes.

“Ah I always forget how good that tastes..” Dart cooed as he, despite savouring the drink more this time, had still finished his first.

He smacked his lips as he relished the unusual taste. ”Though I can't explain why...”

“It's weird isn't it?” Allium noted as she too finished hers. “I hear it's almost as if it adapts to your preferences and gives you your perfect ideal flavour. Though no one can exactly explain what that is..”

“I dunno, but it sure tastes goooood..” Kosa agreed as he eyed his own now empty glass wistfully.

“Well I appreciate you sharing, I'll have to treat to you next time I get my paws on one of those..” Dart thanked him. “But it's getting late. I really should head out now.”

This time the Mew didn't argue and simply waved his friend off. “See you tomorrow then.”

“Safe Travels!” Allium added.

With that, Dart nodded as he pulled the strap of his satchel over his head before turning and flying out of the cafe.

As he exited the stairwell, the Sky Shaymin immediately banked upwards into the air. Despite his urgency to leave, the sky was still a bright blue, the fading light of evening still a ways away.

He looped a few times, relishing the cool air as it passed over him, making him feel instantly refreshed after sitting in the somewhat dingy cafe.

Once satisfied, he looked around to find his barrings and turned north east. His route home was simple enough, over the inlet that separated Treasure Town from the port town of Capim Town and then a straight shot directly over the continent towards Shaymin Village.

So without hesitating, Dart shot off out of Treasure town and towards the gulf. Soon enough he was flying freely with nothing but open water below him.

Dart always enjoyed this part of his travel home, the cold sea air was refreshing as he breathed it in. With no trees in his way and nothing but the occasional passing Wingull or the like to watch out for, he was free to fly at his leisure.

He dipped and arched back upwards, looped and swerved, enjoying the freedom as if the short stint in the cafe had been a prison sentence he had just been released from. The sky was where the Shaymin felt the most alive.

He flew on, allowing that brisk sea breeze to wash over him.

Despite his insistence to leave, he was in no rush. It was true he had a fair distance to travel, but he knew if he pushed himself he could make it home far quicker than he ever let on.

He just loved to fly, so he liked to savour his flight hope. His last foray of the day before the night claimed his wings, when he would return to his land form and be firmly confined to the ground until dawn.

The feeling however, was soon interrupted by a growing feeling of discomfort. The casual, almost glide of his flight faltered a little as his spread legs tensed.

At first he ignored it, he was of no immediate need. Yet as he flew on, the feeling quickly grew more intense.

His rear legs instinctively pulled inwards a little as the growing sensation became harder to ignore.

It seemed that the drinks from Spinda's were hitting a little sooner than he expected.

He wasn't too far from Capim Town though. He would simply stop by there like he usually did.

He would drop by the Kangaskhan run cafe there, maybe even have one final drink before using their facilities so he could then head off on the main stretch of his journey home unperturbed.

Though while this was his usual plan, today Dart simply couldn't ignore that intensely growing sensation.

The cold sea air breeze that passed over his exposed nethers certainly wasn't helping his rising need. Despite that cold breeze his sheath felt far from cool, it felt hot, uncomfortably hot.

He picked up his pace, but this only increased the feeling of cold air tickling his crotch. It merely aggravated the irritation further as it did anything but cool it down.

He tensed his face trying his best to ignore it but he just couldn't.

With little more he could do, he went for broke and pushed himself even further in the vain hope he could make it to Capim Town before the need hit a breaking point.

Just as he found his stride, flying through the sky at a fervent clip, the growing heat suddenly flared with such an intensity his whole body tensed as he instinctively reached back to grab at his crotch with his forepaws.

It was physically hot to the touch.

What was going on? He hadn't drank that much.. unless...

He let his forelegs fall limp as he narrowed his eyes to see how far he had to go.

It was no good, he could only just about make out the distant sign of land where Capim Town would be.

There wasn't so much as an island or even a rocky outcrop where he could settle down and hike a leg to relieve himself.

Yet the building need could no longer be ignored. Yellow liquid was already oozing from his sheath.

His bladder, that had gone from merely feeling a tad full to feeling set to bursting in a matter of moments, was going to release its contents one way or another.

There was only one thing he could do.

Not so much as slowing in his flight, he broke into a dive and evened out just above the water.

Then he let go.

It barely even required a conscious thought as with only the slightest push, the stopper released and a powerful torrent of glistening yellow burst from his sheath.

Haaaah he sighed in immediate relief as if he had been holding it back for days.

The stream of gold erupting from him was far more intense than his usual release. It actually stung a little as it escaped his tip, but the Shaymin didn't care, for the satisfaction of the much needed relief was almost tantamount to one of a built up orgasm.

The hot stream gushed out, but only a little before the wind forced the stream back, causing it to arch down underneath the Shaymin before hitting the water behind him as he flew onwards.

A loud hiss filled the air as the hot liquid made contact with the icy cold sea water, leaving a spray of yellow in its wake.

Despite no one except perhaps any nosy water Pokemon below seeing him, the Sky Shaymin couldn't help but blush profusely as he continued to relieve himself into the ocean as he flew on by.

To many flying Pokemon, such an act wouldn't be anything shameful. In fact it would be their way of choice. However, to Shaymin, it was almost an unspoken taboo.

To a species known for purification, to relieve oneself freely in the sky felt indecent.

Even given the fact that due to their natural ability to oust toxins, Shaymin excretions were remarkably pure.

For along with the watery, yellow tinged mist trailing behind Dart was a surprisingly fragrant scent that was wafting into the air. The clean scent of the salty sea water mixed with the aromatic aroma of the Shaymin's discharge.

Had he been passing over land, the ground below would likely soon be blooming into flower, as was the potent power of even a Shaymin's secretions.

In fact in some markets, the substance could actually make a decent amount of Poke,

Yet this supposedly valuable essence was currently being wasted, as the honestly remarkable amount of it was still streaming from the poor Sky Shaymin's now sodden sheath.

Dart began to huff a little as what felt like far more than the mere contents of the few drinks he had consumed was forced out of him as the warm cascade of yellow liquid continued to flow potently, now long out of his control.

He could only wait until his body had seemingly released what it desired, which at this point felt like every ounce of liquid in his body.

So distracted was he by his humiliating plight, that he had failed to realize his concerning long urination session had lasted such a time that he was now actually closing in on land.

Thankfully however, the hot stream had finally began to falter, the flowing yellow, or honestly more clear liquid at this point was now slowing as it began to peter out.

Lifting his head in relief, too late did Dart notice just how far he had come. He was already coming in hot on the small dock that led into Capim Town.

Still travelling at some speed, the Shaymin pulled upwards just in time to avoid barrelling directly into the town.

But as he arched upwards, the last dregs of his tank were still spurting out and as he passed over. a splatter of it managed to nail one poor Lapras who was resting by the wooden dock, catching her right in the face.

She looked up at him with a mix of surprise and disgust on her face, which then changed into one of odd tranquillity as she breathed in the pleasant fragrance that came with it.

Dart dared not slow or stop to apologize but instead, in his shame, soared on upwards without so much as glancing back at her.

He flew cleanly over Capim Town and finally landed in some thick undergrowth on the far outskirts.

This would have been the perfect place to properly relieve himself, had he even a drop left to give.

But no, the Shaymin was truly and utterly drained.

The what was undoubtedly a Wander Gummi his foolish Mew Guildmaster had given him had cleaned him out.

Those cursed Gummis that looked and tasted just like the highly desired Wonder Gummis. Instead of offering the positive strength boosting effects that the prior offered, all they were generally known for was their unrelenting diuretic effect.

In short, as Dart had just experienced first hand. They made the consumer not only experience a very sudden need to urinate, but one that caused them to dispel pretty much every ounce of excess liquid their body could spare.

To the point that the Shaymin now felt quite dehydrated.

So despite the unpleasant ordeal he had just experienced. As well as the fact he currently stood with a sheath tinged with yellow, the member within it still stinging quite uncomfortably, he had only one thing now on his mind.

He could really use a drink.

He considered going back into the town to get a drink at the local cafe, but thought better of it. Word of his attack on the poor Lapras may have spread by then.

Instead he took a shameful stroll further into the forest, hoping to find a stream to lap at before returning home.

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